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Only
in Canada .......can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance
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Only
in Canada .......are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.
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Only
in Canada .....do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
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Only
in Canada .......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Only
in Canada .......do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
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Only
in Canada .......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in
the garage.
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Only
in Canada .......do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place.
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Only
in Canada .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of
twelve and buns in packages of eight.
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Only
in Canada ......do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin
meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
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Only
in Canada ......do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.